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Who Is The KST?

1. Full Name: Michael John Irwin
2. Birthday: 4/9/83
3. Height: 6'
5. Eye Color: hazel
6. Hair Color: black
7. Nicknames: (little)Irwin and El Prostituto de Cocaina and The Kinky Sex Toy!
10. School: OC
11. Nationality: Irish, forget and you die!
12. Parents: no
13. Religion: People call me atheist, but I've got some weird views that wouldn't be considered atheism. Atheism is a lack of belief and I've never said I don't belive in something, just nothing formal. I'm me for Christ's sake. (pun intended)
14. Hobbies: chillin-mack-a-dillin', net shit, play da guitar, play with acid (the prog not the drug), and hunting evil chickens.
15. Zodiac Sign: Aries, the God of War.
16. Any Brothers or Sisters?: Beck - 22; Dan - 20
17. Dream Car: One that drives itself
18. Type of car you drive now: Saturn SL2 1998
19. One pillow or two or more? 1 pillow, 1 My Pet Monster (tm), and a few pairs of pants
20. Pets?: There are like 5 cats and a soon to be kitten in this fucking house, but Gizzy is the only one that counts.
22. Words or phrases you overuse: piss, shit, fuck, cunt, cock-sucker, mother-fucker, ass, fart, turd, twat (I fucked your mom) - Family Reunion by Blink 182
24. Habits: biting these fucking nails
25. Best Advice Ever Given: "Shut up." I'm glad I listened.
26. Salad Dressing: It's all pretty gross.
27. Shampoo or Conditioner: The stuff that comes in what looks like a mustard packetts from hotels that is neither Shampoo or Conditioner but leaves your hair smelling custardy freash.
28. Color(s): Black, Red, and Yellow
29. Movie(s): Puppet Master movies, Evil Dead movies, any horror flick, Monty Python movies and... most important... I'd die if I forget it... ANY Indiana Jones moive!
30. Actor: Bruce Campbell
31. Actress: Sandra Bullock
32. Type of Music: Punk, Ska, Alternative, basicly anything I like... which explains why I listen to it.
33. Fast Food: McDolands, ha! Twarted you this time!
34. Drink: Sun (the Snapple stuff) or J000000000000LLLLLLLT
35. Flower: Anything that eats flesh
36. Fruit: Pears or anything that doesn't eat flesh.
38. Perfume: That stuff that smells like PEZ, mmm, PEZ **drools**
39. Cologne: If I could find one that smells like PEZ, that would be it.
40. Place/Town: Anywhere away from here, which is usualy someplace an hour or so away.
41. Food: Turkey and mashed potatos with nacho cheese sauce (no lie)
42. Ice Cream: The shit with those good little things in 'em
43. Soda Drink: Creme de la soda
44. Sport to Watch: I think sports aren't as fun to watch, I'm more entertained by
playing, not watching others play, but still....
45. Sport to Play: Socca'!
46. Holiday: cinco de mayo
47. Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
48. Authors: Douglass Adams
49. Poem: My Six Foot Tounge
50. Subject at School: Lunch or Sex Ed
52. Store: The place that closed down where I could buy Izzits
53. Four letter word: "Friend is a four letter word." - John McCrea
54. Animal: Monkies fucking.
55. Board Game: (strip)Candy Land
56. Candy: Swedish Fish!!!!!
57. Chewing Gum: Everest
58. Kool Aid Flavor: Orange fucker!
59. Jell-O Flavor: grape
60. HUH: I will not do that! Besides you've no idea where my hands have been, I could spred something.
62. Word or phrase in a Foreign Language: el prostituto de cocaina,
63. Chemical Element: Zinc is by far the best element, but I also like Platonium... yes platonium, it's just fun to say. "How is you're platonium today?" "Very fine, thank you."
64. Tree: Scrub oak, always makes me laugh to hear it's name for some reason
65. Song: Waking Up Beside You or Everything Sucks
66. Orchestral Piece: That good one.
67. Musical: Les Mis, yep, a play with whores and guns... Full Metal Jacket The Musical!
68. Radio Station: WAAF or 91.1 at certian times of the day/night
69. Thing to Wear: clothes
70. Vacation: Summerland
71. Oranges or Apples? depends on my mood
72. Deaf or Blind? Deaf, because I could live with seeing the world, but hearing it's ignorance is what upsets me. Not that I tend to dwell on it much.
73. Pools or Hot Tubs? Hot tubs
74. Blondes or Brunettes? I think you forgot some there buddy, but brunettes
75. Smoker/Nonsmoker: Non, no point.
76. Adidas, Nike, or Reebok? All Day I Dream About Sausage... that's it right?
77. Tall or Short? tallish short... who the fuck cares? Actualy they're cuter short
78. Coke or Pepsi? Coke bitch, actualy it doesn't matter as long as you're letting me drink it.
79. TV or Radio? Radio
80. Bacon Bits or Croutons? **sniffs** Problem with Bacon Bits is that I've got to glue them into a strip to make them whole again.
81. Lefty, Righty, or Ambi? Righty
82. Fast Songs or Slow Dances? Depends, oh yea, I can't dance so it doesn't matter.
83. Bitter or Sweet? Bitter-sweet "It's bitter baby but it's very sweet" - Soul to Squeeze
84. Day or Night? Night
85. Diamonds or Pearls? Diamonds
86. Disney or Warner Bros.? Warner Bros, minus that fucking dancing frog. They put out some of the best movies, Disney always puts out lame, half-assed, plot-retarded movies. Besides, Warner Bros. makes the classics, Disney only butchers them. Batman! Batman! Batman! Batman! Tim Burton kicks ass!
87. Flowers, Candy, or a Poem? Poems
88. Gold or Silver? Silver
89. Haagen Daaz or Ben & Jerry's? Ben & Jerry's
90. Heaven or Hell? "A little early to start imposing roles on it, don't ya think?" - Monty Python's Meaning of Life
91. Kissing or Hugging? A lil kissin' a lil huggin'
92. Love or Lust? I lust to love, it's the same thing to me
93. McD's or Burger King? McDonalds (ha! ha! HA HA HA HA!)
94. Mountains or Prairies? Prairies, sun sets are amazing, viva los St. Charels
95. Pie or Cake? Pie because I can have my pie and eat it too, unlike my cake.
96. Smiling or Laughing? Whichever I can get you doing first, then I'll work towards the second
97. Cookies or Brownies? Brownies
98. Milk or Iced Tea? Milk, iced tea is gross
99. vanilla or chocolate? Vanilla all the way!
100. Good Little Angel or Bad Little Devil? Bad Little Angel **wink wink, nudge nudge**
101. Oprah or Rosie? What, you wanna know who's fatter? hmmmmm, Oprah.
102. Letterman or Leno? What, you wanna know who's not funny? Both.
103. Gone skinny dipping? Does mooning people underwater count?
104. Broken the law? We all have.
105. Ran away from home? Of course, but I always come back
106. Broken a bone? No **knocks on wood**
107. Lied? No. <- Just did.
108. Cheated on a test? Yea
109. Played strip poker? Does kick-ball count?
110. Had a medical emergency? Nope **knocks on wood**
111. Cried over a boy/girl? Does that mean because of them, or actualy ontop of them?
112. Been in love? If you could call it that
113. Be a character from a movie, who would you be? Ash from Evil Dead, but after he cuts his hand off so I can have the chainsaw, that or good ol Henry Jr.
114. Be any animal: Monkey
115. Dye your hair any color: Red
116. Do one thing to someone you disliked, what would you do? Kill 'em with kindness
117. Have one fairy tale come true, what would it be? Was Debby Does Dallas a fairy tale?
118. Love at first sight? **crosses out "love" and puts "like"** Yea
119. God? God as what? A existing thing? No. But as a symbol of faith, sure.
120. Aliens? Yes, the bastards better learn to stay in their own contry I swear! See what happens when we let them cross, they go around abducting people!
121. Horoscopes? to a degree
122. Ghosts? Yes, very much.
123. Heaven? Not so much as an afterlife
124. Hell? Not so much as an afterlife
125. Yourself? no need, others do quite a good job at it.
126. Honestly, what do you notice first? Eyes. Eyes tell it all.
127. What do you look for in the preferred sex? Someone who is just like me, yet is completely diffrent.
128. Hair-long or short? Long.
129. Thing you hate most about 'em? "Lies! Fucking lies!" - Chris Hall
130. Thing you love most about 'em? They can laugh. Bumpah.
131. Took a shower? This morning.
132. Watched Bambi? Never I do belive.
133. Cried? hard to remember
134. Your most prized and important possession? My life or My Pet Monster.
135. Your good luck charm? Not wearing any underwear. (except to soccer games)
136. The item you worship most? Myself
137. The worst song you have ever heard? Anything by Suffer Now. Sorry Jeff, you can't do it without your guitarist, ok, ok, he's an asshole sister-beater, so get another one, but two people doesn't make a band. Wait I take that back, "Reason #3 to Not Go Back To Prison" was a good song, you guys kick ass! So I guess it's gonna be Making Sense by Youth Hostile (sorry, we sucked big time on that one)
138. Your favorite thing for breakfast? Anything I can consume sleeping.
140. The best thing that happened to you yesterday? "I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind." - 3 Doors Down
141. The most romantic thing that ever happened to you? Zero.
142. Your most humiliating moment? I don't like to look at the past... "Only a fool walks into the future backwards." - Trimack
143. Is the loudest person you know? Myself "I have voice emodulation. I have trouble controling the volume of my voice." - SNL Weekly Update sketch
144. Craziest or silliest person you know? That mime from downtown
145. Makes you laugh the most? Myself, I'm the only one who get's 9/10ths of my jokes.
146. Do you go to for advice? www.ask.com
147. Knows the most about you? You'd have to ask them.
148. School: Unsure yet, somewhere close
149. Place to live: Someplace nice.
150. Marriage?: Would be nice.
151. A future family?: Would be nice.
152. Number of kids: 1-3
153. Names of kids: Let 'em name themselves (wish it was legal)
154. Do you get along with your parents? To a degree, depends on if they're asleep or not.
155. Do you drink (alcohol)? Nope **cough cough** Damn cough. **looks around for the under-age police**
156. Do you save e-mails? Naw, no point.
157. When do you usually go on-line? Any time between 7-12 at night
158. If you really liked someone & they just wanted sex, would you? Nope, man of morals.
159. What do you think is a good age to get married? around 26 but it depends
160. When was the last time you had a cat fight[meow]? Never
161. When was your last kiss? **lost track of the days**
162. Who was the last person you kissed? **is lost**
163. Who was the last person you fell in love with? **is dead**
164. When was the last time you fell over? Yesterday
165. When was the last time you REALLY laughed? Last night : )
166. Have a crush on? Not a soul...
167. Hate? No need to hate, only dislike strongly.
168. Want to kill? Myself. I'd rather die then kill.... well maybe not....
169. Wish you were with right NOW? Shuuuuuuut uuuuuuuuuup
170. Wish you had never met? Ha, she knows who.
171. Wish you could meet right NOW? "Tell me all your thoughts on God, cause I'd really like to meet her." - Counting Blue Cars
172. Think about all the time? "I want to get you outta my head! If my mind can't have you none of me can." - The KST
173. Want to have all to yourself? I can have nothing all to myself.
174. If you could have one \/\/ISH what would it be? hehehehe
175. Hanson: are linked to the mafia.
176. Men are from Mars women are from Venus: What about Uranus?
177. Dream vacation spot: Dreamland
178. Best looking guy/gal on the EARTH: That girl in the show for the College girl porn video!
179. WWF: Was cool, when I was 7... guys, it's time to let go... we'll get you help.
180. Who are your favorite bands/singers? Nirvana, Gaskill, Pawn Unction, and Stabbing Westward (plus Flogging Molly, New Found Glory, and Zebrahead)
181. Who are the worst band ever? Any "band" who none of the members play an instument (in the band) or write their own music.
182. Marilyn Manson: Is either a hugh ass poser, or needs some serious medical help. His music is kind of good, but any man that would tell a bunch of kid that are already messed up and look up to him for guidance that cutting yourself with a knife is ok and is a good way to vent depression can die right this moment for all I care.
183. What's the funniest thing you have ever seen? I was Window Watching at the mall durring a break at work and saw a car going up one of the isles very slowly, then suddenly a guy fell out of the drivers side door and the car kept going, when it got close to the window.... there was a guy still driving.
184.What's the ugliest creature you have ever seen? now, whew... that'd be mean to answer
185. Do you like confrontations? Not at all! Let it go, it's not worth it! I can't stay mad for long.
186. What's the best saying: "A picture's worth a thousand words, but I can write a million."
187. Who is your best friend? wouldn't pick
188. Say something funny: No.
189. Say something sad: I like Brintney Spears! **claps hands and jumps up and down**
190. Say something true: Shit happens, and when it happens it happens all at once.
191. Say something false: People don't lie.
192. I Always. . .: Fill these things out.
193 I Feel. . . crazy
194. I Love . . .no one worth mentioning(for the sure tourture of it), but definetly worth loving.
195. I Regret . . . Waking up each morning.
196. I Will Never . . . die unhappy, no matter what it takes.
197. I Wish . . . I was happy. **coughs** Oh fuck you too!
198. If I could, I would . . .cut off the rest of this survey and pretend it's done.
199. I've Had Days That . . . "seem to never end, Until I'm put down by a friend, who are you to judge, I'm the judge of who but you" - The KST
200. I Need That Like . . . I need you.
201. Funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of someone of the preferred sex?: lol, you'd like to know... or maybe you already do... dundunDUN... ummmmm, boxcar **confused**
202. Best quality in a friend: lack of a voice-box
203. Favorite Computer Font: Garamond
204. Favorite Place to Eat: It was Ruby Tuesdays until I found out there's actualy an UNO's around here! Only took me ten years.
205. Food you Hate: FISH (heads :-P)!
206. Weirdest food that you like: Turkey and mashed potatos with nacho cheese sauce, it's actualy wicked good
207. One of the Dumbest things you've ever done: Oh man, I don't even wanna talk about it.
208. Last Movie You Saw: At a theatre: Evolution, on Video/DVD/TV: Razing Arizona
209. Best Online Friends: They're all bestest.
210. One thing you wish you could tell the whole world: Forget her, she's just gonna pull out yer heart and stomp on it like yesterday's thing you stomp on!
211. One thing you hope you do before you die: be happy
212. Your Personality Type: "cocky and arrogant" - The 10th Grade English Whore (10th grade english teacher)
213. Favorite Summer Activity: loafing
214. What you wanna be when you grow up: alive
216. Favorite Conversation Topic: chickens
217. Favorite Magazines: It's not a porno but it's got naked people in it.... NG!!!!! actualy it's Time
218. Favorite Toothpaste: Colgate
219. Favorite Number: 11
220. Biggest Fear: The dark, Michael Jackson, or Michael Jackson in the dark.
221. Favorite Inside Jokes: The ones that start inside, then start to leak outside till they're an outside joke that no one really truely gets but those that knew it when it was inside.
222. Favorite Girl's Name: Deja
223. Favorite Guy's Name: Tate
224. Thing You're Picked on Most About: being gay, even though I'M NOT GAY! But hey, I know that and that's all that matters, think what cha like about me.
225. One Place you want to go to (you've never been there): Under my bed...
226. Time & Date: right now? Look at the fucking clock kid
227. What did you do or what are your plans today: Same thing I do every day.
228. Person you Admire most: Mr. R or Mr. C
229. Number of Pairs of shoes you own and actually use: three (my vans, my running shoes, and my soccer shoes)
230. Favorite piece of jewelry you own: My heart. I wear it on my sleave, and it always gets dirty.
231. Your Theme song(s): Lithium or Self-Esteem
232. A song that brings back the most memories: Twilight, Last-Resort, Stellar
233. If a movie was made about your life what would it be called?: Some More Of God's Greatest Mistakes
234. Color of your bedroom: grey
235. Size of your bed: futon
236. Last person you talked to on the phone: Me mum
237. Last thing you had to drink: Melted jello
238. Last Book you Read: fuck, I forgot
239. Who do you consider to be crush-worthy?: hahahaha
240. Last show you watched on TV: probably SNL rerun or That's My Bush
241. Where is your computer: on the coffee table infront of me
242. Color socks you're wearing: none
243. Silliest Thing You've said lately: something about a puppy dieing... NO! I swear it was funny!
244. Favorite Smiley Face: +-: ) The Pope
245. Last words you said: "My hands are numb, and I've got little shards of grass imbeded in my legs!"
246. Thing you actually want : a life, wait, I'll take some Dr. Pepper over the life
249. What's your favorite type of clothes: spandex, lol
253. Do you love anybody: Does anybody love me?
254. Have you ever gotten in trouble: lol, duh
255. Have you ever gotten high: I'm low a lot
256. Have you ever gotten drunk: pffffft, lol
257. Have you ever been to a concert: Yep
258. Have you ever gotten in a fight: yeppers
268. Do you believe in angels: nope
271. Do you like the opera: Kind of, it's amazing of sorts, but can't keep my intrest for as long as they are
272. Tattoos: No way, I think they're stupid, my uncle said he'd rather have his arms ripped off then to have to keep his tattoos... alright, he didn't say quite that, but he hates them and wished he never got them, once you get older they look ugly
273. Do you have a lot of friends: You'd have to ask them
274. Do you have a lot of enemies: None that show themselves, most my enemies are play enemies, like my brother's friends who we joke about hating each other, but we really don't. (except for that time I had to hurt one of them, heh)
275. Have you ever witnessed a crime: Sure, I'm not blind, I can see what I'm doing
276. Do you have a job?: Nope
277. Are you a good student: Nope
278. Do you have a secret that no one knows about: yep
279. If yes, who would be the first person that you told it to: first person who asked the right question :)
281. Do you think dreams eventually come true: of course, I have dreams all the time. Oh, you ment do I belive that the event depicted within my dreams will eventualy come true. Eh, no? Oh, you mean dreams like hopes for the future... well sure, if you're not lazy.
282. Best looking person you know: Well to be truthful, my opinion of people changes to fast
284. One wish in life: to have something happen to me I will forever be proud to tell my children and grandchildren I was a part of
285. Favorite sports team: I don't really care
288. Scariest movie: Pink Floyd's The Wall
290. Do you speak Spanish: Sort of. Hola, ?como estas?
291. Do you speak English: Not as well as Spanish.
293. Would you kiss someone for $50: After those I've kissed for free, sure. Besides then I could call myself a male whore and mean it. (that's a joke)
294. What is your favorite cartoon: Ren & Stimpy, any Batman cartoon, and Tv Funhouse, oh and Cartoon Sushi!
295. Would you ever kill someone: I'd kill, only to save someone else from that person
296. Do you like to fill out these surveys: Sometimes, when I'm bored enough
297. Do you like to read other peoples: Actualy, I do
298. Have you ever been kicked out of school: nope
299. Have you ever jet skiied: nope
300. Have you ever skied: nope
302. Do you care about the way you look: not when I'm in my house
303. Do you have low self-confidence?: I guess you could say that
304. Are you afraid of dying: Yes, and I'm afriad of living too
305. Do you like where you live: Yea, it's actualy pretty cool
306. Would you ever get a tattoo: no way
307. Would you ever get anything pierced besides your ears: nope
308. Do you like chocolate: Yea, it's good, yum yum
310. Are you cool: Whenever I walk in a room, someone always say "Alright, who opened the gate? Who let the cool kid in the room?" Does that mean I'm cool?
311. Are you good looking: depends I guess, on who you ask
312. What do you define yourself as: Forrest Gumpish
313. G/L/B/T*/Q/S/None of the above? If "S" is straight, that's what I am, otherwise I'll go with none of the above
314. Are you kinky: That's why I'm called The KST
315. Are you corny: sure am, cheesy is cool man
316. Are you sexy: Ho, ho, ho, I'm a sexy mo fo!
317. Would you go out with the person that sent this to you, and your answer has to be yes or no: No (no one sent this to me, I stole it out of my brother's e-mail and copied it into Word Pad)
318. Are you attracted to the person that sent this to you: *see above*
320. Would you rather do it in zero-g, on the beach,or in an old shack,or on a piano: omg, that's such a funny question! It was so creative of you! lol
321. If you're a guy, does bra size matter: I don't really care
322. If you're a chick, does condom size matter: (well, let me say as a guy, yes it does, I don't want some tiny ass condom cutting off the circulation down there... oh, that's not what you ment)
323. If you had sex with someone, and they told everyone about when you told them NOT to tell anybody,what would you do: Tell everyone that I fell asleep cause it was so bad and to watch out cause she kept itching herself down there.
324. Are you horny: Nope
325. Would you do explicit things to make money: How do you know I already haven't :)
326. Would you have sex on an airplane or on the top of a building in San Francisco: Top of a building!
327. Sweetest Person you know: Tasting or acting?
328. Most Caring person you know: no clue
329. Coolest person you know: They're all cool in their own way, but I'd say it's Kevin, the kid can do anything
330. Best friend of the opposite sex: Wonder Woman
332. How glad are you that it's over: Not at all
333. Any last comments: Yea how about one of those stupid charts....

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