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July 26th, 2001
Today was one of those days that you question everything. Like why the fuck can't I seem to ever catch the beginning of a rerun of Get Smart. Or how people who get paid to sit around and play video games all day can allow a bug as big as one that makes it impossible to beat the game slip past them. The biggest question on my mind had to do with this summer's predicted "biggest blockbuster", Jurassic Park III. Tell me, are the fucking guys who wrote the title to this one so uncreative that they named it Jurassic Park III? What they should have done was team up with the title-writers of the Die Hard series. I mean come on, if "Die Hard" wasn't creative enough, "Die Hard II: Die Harder" was pure genius, and then "Die Hard With A Vengeance" was just god-like and pretty. Even if the guys from Die Hard were too expensive they could have gotten the Batman title-writer. Or at least do what The Mummy title-writers did and rip off the Batman writers. I'll pay each and every one of you $100 if the third Mummy movie isn't titled "The Mummy Forever", and $500 if the title of the fourth movie (assuming the budget doesn't run dry) isn't "The Mummy and Robin" I'm no Jay Sherman so I'm gonna close my mouth now.
Quote of the Day: Do not overuse the hyphen. The hyphen is not a toy. - John Stewart
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