What the fuck am I talking about? How should I know. An argument about the color of my urine broke out the other day and being curious ole me I did an experiment. An experiment without variables or a hypotenuse, or any of that other scientific bullshit, but an experiment none the less. Now, I may not be a scientist or anyone with an IQ over that of Forrest Gump, but I fucking know a successful experiment when I see one. The outcome of Project: P lead me to the obviously disgusting conclusion that I pee a lot. Admits all this urinating I also managed to find enough time to watch TV and see a preview for a new movie called Bubble Boy. Title-suggestively it's about a boy in a bubble. Thus I'd like to make an official apology to the title-makers of Jurassic Park III. Actually, I'd like to make an official apology for lying about making an official apology. Chances are that if I'm officially apologizing I'm lying through my teeth.