It occurred to me today that I may not be the only one keeping a diary. Later I soon learned that this was indeed a fact and that I finally had something in common with Britney Spears besides the love for my gigantic cock. When she's not busy singing and dancing on stage she's shooting commercials about her singing and dancing on stage for Pepsi. Thus, I've decided to drop my major in Diary-writing and am now going for a major in Psychology with a minor in Diary-reading. My first assignment, psychoanalyze the Britney Spears diary she wrote herself, in crayon on her trailer wall during the latest Pepsi shoot. For the next three days I will give you the three days of Britney's diary with special KST commentry. The diary without comment is located here as well: Big Tits
Thursday, March 8, 2001
I arrived at the Pepsi commercial shoot (at 8:30 am!!) I had thought all night about the choreography and how excited I was to be working with Wade and tons of dancers!
[So a million guys want to know what makes Briteny Spears hot and excited and now they know: choreography. Oh, and being named Wade seems to help.]
Also, I love the jingle so much I just can't get it out of my mind! Anyway, got here and the first thing I did after hair, makeup & wardrobe (which took the standard 2 hours! Oh the beauty routines!!) was to checkout the adorable Pepsi Top belly ring for me to wear!
[Something doesn't seem right about this. Maybe it's the fact that she seems to use the exclamation point a little too much, or maybe it's the fact that she thinks the Pepsi logo is adorable. Last time I checked the Pepsi logo was a circle, not some teddy bear or me naked. I liked how she put two exclamation points to show that she was more excited then her usual state of excitement about the concept that make-up makes her feel pretty. Most girls her age who want to feel pretty become hookers or porno stars, she gets two hours of make-up applied to her.]
Then on to the set! It was AMAZING!
[You blew me away here Britney. I take it from the fact that you used not only the standard exclamation point, but capital letters as well, that you have just had a series of orgasms probably brought on by dirty thoughts of the Taco Bell dog.]
They totally turned the empty airplane hanger into a functioning Pepsi factory.
[A KST Lesson In Grammar: I believe the word you were looking for here was "fucking", not "functioning".]
Joe shot FAST
[One of those sentances you just gotta break up when commenting.]
and got such good footage! Such a great day! Even ended early!
[At some point I expect you'll figure out sentences can be made up of more than three words. Maybe you're just still too over excited.]
After the last set-up (where I rip-off my Pepsi coveralls!) I was whisked away to take off my make-up and grab my last Pepsi of the day.
[Shameless plug, but what do you expect from the official whore of Pepsi-cola. I'm glad you got to rip-off those annoying coveralls which were inhibiting you from being completely nude. We can't have our whores covered up, that's bad business. Pimping is nothing like the porno industry. The merchandise in pimping is only put into a black bag once it's full and dead.]
Now, off to get a good night sleep for an 8am pick-up to finish-up this super Mini Movie commercial!
["Super Mini Movie commercial". Wow, Britney out did me on that one.]
More tomorrow... ...
[Jesus no.]
Quote of the Day: And when I think about you Linda I hope you fucking choke! - Somebody Kill Me by Adam Sandler
