My first assignment continues, psychoanalyze the Britney Spears diary she wrote herself, in crayon on her trailer wall during the latest Pepsi shoot. I will give you the three days of Britney's diary with special KST commentry. The diary without comment is located here as well: Big Tits
Friday, March 9, 2001
Arrived again at 8:30am fully rested and ready for my day!
[She must not have calmed down since the day before because she's finding things as mundane as being "ready" exciting.]
Today we worked on a set that looked like a rooftop (complete with smokestacks and a gigantic Pepsi billboard) my outfit today was so cool!
[Whew, I was scared my rooftop was the only one that had a giant Pepsi billboard on it. See, I looked at my neighbor's houses and I couldn't see their Pepsi billboard, but it could have just been hidden behind the smokestacks, so I wasn't worried.]
It was almost as if they turned the Roof-Top into a party scene for me and the 30 dancers!
[Yes! A party scene complete with smokestacks and Pepsi billboards. Of course I totally hate it when I go to parties and while I'm pushing my way through a crowd of dancers I bump into a billboard and fall into a smokestack. All I wanted was a keg and they're dancing to corporate pop music.]
We rehearsed a bit, then took a break for lunch while they were re-setting the lights and camera. I took a minute out to play a round of HORSE basketball with some folks on set.
[HORSE is a game I can see Britney losing. It's also a game I can see the crew accidentally "confusing" the rules with those of strip-poker.]
Then back to shooting (film that is!)
[Oh thank you so much Miss Spears! I was so afraid that the thought of you shooting would cause me to go out and kill people, but than you clarified that you were indeed shooting film. God, I love you, hold me!]
Just a few takes and we're done!
[Yessss, we just have to do the nudes first.]
It went great and I think it was the easiest 2 days ever!
[Well I'm sure they weren't the hardest. Than again you don't look like the hard labor type so I wouldn't put that past you. The only thing still confusing me is the use of the exclamation point at the end of every sentence. At first I thought she was really excited but now I'm beginning to think that it isn't excitement at all. It's some sort of fake or disguise of feelings. I think our dear Britney is acting!]
Thanks Pepsi!
[And thank you Hostess!]
Quote of the Day: She said she loved me 'cause I played guitar, but that's ok I never loved her at all - Everything Sucks by Reel Big Fish
