| Extended Info On Britney |
August 10th, 2001
I had a nice little line up for you about something or another. It was funny or whatnot but than something happened. I was approached by Contact # 001 with information regarding the last three days of Britney-Mania. It appears that thesmokinggun.com had come across some information that would put Britney under a very hot and multi-colored spotlight. It appears little Miss I love Pepsi and Pepsi related billboards and smokestacks has a very conflicting taste when it comes to reality. Yes reality, that not so often visited place by pop stars has finally caught up with Miss Spears. Now, I know for a fact that she isn't the first musician to have a thing for coke. She's in line behind a slew of rock stars who've also had that coke addiction. Now I'm not sure how bad her addiction is. She's young, so I don't think she's to the point of snorting lines off of a 12" cock, but she's probably to the point where she's whoring herself out under a phony name (Candy Moonglow). Which is ok, there's still time for her to get help. Now here's my chance to ask my audience a question. I'm not a big drugie, so I'm not exactly sure how much a "six-pack" of coke is, but it sounds like a lot. I mean, could someone really consume that much coke without overdosing? It really is a shame what drugs and alcohol have done to our children's role-models. I heard that one of the backstreet boys committed himself to a rehab clinic for his alcohol problem. I really think that's about the end of the "boy" market. I mean the other members of the band might be pubelss little fucks still playing with their Barbies and riding their bikes around with baseball cards in the spokes, but once you've got an alcohol problem you're officially a man. And yes, that's contrary to the old belief that you're not a man till you sleep with one.
Quote of the Day: You, you, and you out. Curly can stay, she's giving me a pop-tent. - Dave the Endangered Lizard from TV Funhouse
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